i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne